Manning to be a Bronco

Peyton Manning finally settles on playing in Denver. Thank God! I don’t think I could listen to one more thing about a washed up quarterback with an above average talent for acting. Don’t get me wrong. Had the San Diego Chargers been able to draft Peyton Manning instead of Ryan Leaf way back in the day I’m sure I would love him and think he is the greatest quarterback ever, but that’s not the way it all worked out. He hasn’t played in a year and has had 4 neck surgeries. With all of that said the Denver Broncos sign him to a 5 year $95 million dollar contract. Really? 4 neck surgeries? I haven’t had one neck surgery and I think a hit from an NFL linebacker would be the end of me.
With the addition of Manning means the exit of Tim Tebow. Again, Really? How do you trade away the world’s only perfect human being? Tim Tebow’s mom has “Tim” tattooed on her arm. When Tim Tebow does push ups the world moves downward.
Tebow sells seats and his patented “tebowing” move is infectious and awesome.
Vegas has now picked the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl this year. Good luck with that, they will have to get through the Bolts first.
At any rate we can all move on with our lives and look forward to not hearing about Peyton Manning for awhile.


P.S. I heard Peyton drives a Prius!